Donald Trump has never been one to shy away from a business opportunity. There's Trump Vodka, Trump Steaks, and even leading the free world.
But before Trump takes the Oval Office, he has decided to pursue a venture in Aspen. The GOP candidate acquired the naming rights for the Aspen-Pitkin County Airport for a cool $12 billion.
Sardy Field shall now be known as Trump Steaks Field at Aspen.
Stripper poles will be installed in gondola cars that carry travelers from the airport into town. A wig will sit atop the airport's front door, and --
The Aspen Daily News once again impresses with its April Fools Day story, joking that Trump even wants to add a Hooters kiosk at the renovated facility.
Other stories in the April Fools' Day paper include locals burning down the Sky Hotel, a stoned woman at a kennel who can't remember which dog is hers and 'Local inmates chosen to pair up with Little Thuggies.'