J&D's Foods selling bacon condoms, bacon sunscreen

If you like bacon, now you can smell like it on the beach and in the bedroom.

J&D’s Foods is selling bacon sunscreen and bacon condoms.

"Yes, the world’s first Bacon-scented sunscreen and Bacon-looking-and-tasting condom," said a news release from the company, followed by the words, "You’re welcome."

J&D's said the condoms are made of "the highest quality latex" and are "generously coated with J&D’s baconlube, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant."

J&D’s said 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of bacon to coconut so they expect their sunscreen to be a hit.

"It’s designed to keep even the most delicate skin protected from harmful UV rays and smelling like something delicious is cooking for several hours," J&D Foods said.

The news release said nothing about April 1, so it appears the news is real.

J&D's also sells bacon salt, bacon gravy, bacon lip balm and other products.

Websites: www.BaconSunscreen.com, www.BaconCondom.com, JDFoods.net

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