Denver - October 31, 2013
This is what I’m being made to wear today.
I am not amused.
Neither are my canine friends who are in the same predicament. Take a look at the slide show of some of my pals. Anyone look thrilled? Nope.
You humans think you are oh-so-clever. Bah.
Costumes are so undignified. Even little lap dogs in dresses and hoodies are embarrassed. I mean, have you ever talked to a Chihuahua? Feisty, proud little dogs, they are. Yorkshire terriers? They’ll take down a moose, given the opportunity, and I bet they wouldn’t be wearing snowsuits, pajamas, sweaters, sparkly dresses or any of the other atrocities I’ve seen.
Marianne tells me that this won’t be the last time I have to dress up; something about Christmas and a Santa Suit. She says it will be “fun.”
Chow for now.