June 9, 2008

Uh-oh.

I have seen the future and his name is KIRBY.

Kirby V, to be exact.

Oh, you should hear the puppy raisers and my co-workers: "He's so cute! He's adorable! He's perfect!"

Blech. Nauseating, really.

I mean, what happened to "Parker, you're so cute! You're adorable!" You're the cutest puppy ever!"

I am still the Cutest, Smartest, Best Puppy In The Whole World, right? Right? Just like the song says, "We're still having fun and I'm still the one!" Right? I said "RIGHT?!"

After all, I'm housebroken, I don't chew on anything except my approved toys, I'm really well-behaved in public, I can do a DOWN STAY like nobody's business, and I know all my commands.

Who else does the nifty little spin & flourish when told to HEEL? NO ONE, that's who. HA!

Well, at least I have a few weeks to bask in the glory of still being the Cutest Puppy In The World before old what's-his-name gets here.

*SIGH*

Chow for now.

Parker

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